Lo unico que me duele de morir es que no sea de amor

Gabriel Garcia Marquez (1927-2014)
  • Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
  • Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
  • Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
  • School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:



  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

(vía drinkyourfuckingmilk)


im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

(vía drinkyourfuckingmilk)


We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(vía luudsimas)